{"product_id":"r-a-p-god-tee","title":"R.A.P. God Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"220\"\u003eA sentence that ended friendships.\u003cbr data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"156\"\u003eA rule that broke generations of law students.\u003cbr data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eNow, a t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"431\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"244\"\u003eR.A.P. God Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e features the full, unedited Rule Against Perpetuities—printed plainly, seriously, and without apology. No acronyms. No explanations. Just the text that made Property class feel personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eThis shirt isn’t trying to be funny. That’s what makes it funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eWear it if you survived RAP. Wear it if you teach RAP. 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