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Welcome to This is Not Legal Advice—where law meets lifestyle with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Born out of the hilarity that only law school can inspire, our brand blends legal lingo with everyday fashion, making bold statements that are as clever as they are comfy. We’re not here to offer legal counsel, just the kind of advice that gets a laugh and a knowing nod from those in the know. Whether you’re a seasoned attorney, a bright-eyed law student, or just someone who loves a good legal pun, our collections are designed for the rule breakers, the deal makers, and everyone who’s ever wanted to bend the letter of the law (even if only in spirit).
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