*This is not legal advice
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Lady Justice Evening Bag
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Law School Survival Guide
Addlestone clutch
Hand Beaded Bags Featuring a Beautiful Scales of Justice Motif
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Pump it up then watch the sec show up
Want to artificially inflate the value of an asset through hype or manipulation? good luck to you.
Pump it up then watch the sec show up
Want to artificially inflate the value of an asset through hype or manipulation? good luck to you.
SEC Me Rollin'
Flaunt you questionable financial moves while anticipating scrutiny from the SEC.
SEC Me Rollin'
Flaunt you questionable financial moves while anticipating scrutiny from the SEC.
SEC Me Rollin' They Hatin
SEC Me Rollin' They Hatin
O'Hagan Cropped Hoodie
Remember him? Learn from him.
O'Hagan Cropped Hoodie
Remember him? Learn from him.
Not Your Lawyer Fleece Sweatshirt
Crafted with the perfect blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester, this sweatshirt ensures supreme comfort and durability. Brace yourself for a burst of color that lasts longer, thanks to its reactive-dyed fabric.
Themis Bust
A Tribute to Justice: Themis Embodied
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Welcome to This is Not Legal Advice—where law meets lifestyle with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Born out of the hilarity that only law school can inspire, our brand blends legal lingo with everyday fashion, making bold statements that are as clever as they are comfy. We’re not here to offer legal counsel, just the kind of advice that gets a laugh and a knowing nod from those in the know. Whether you’re a seasoned attorney, a bright-eyed law student, or just someone who loves a good legal pun, our collections are designed for the rule breakers, the deal makers, and everyone who’s ever wanted to bend the letter of the law (even if only in spirit).
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Bang Without the Bang: Why Celebratory Gunfire Isn't Worth the Countdown
As the clock ticks down to midnight, it’s tempting to let loose and celebrate with a bang. But firing a gun into the air? That’s one New Year’s tradition you’ll...
The Reverse Santa Case
In People v. Charles Harris, the Illinois Supreme Court addressed the defendant's claim of ineffective assistance of appellate counsel. The trial court noted that since the matter was still on...
Not Very Demure Jewelry
Designed for those who reject the notion of being “demure” and embrace their power.
Conspiring Minds
Adidas Fleece Hoodie
"I love this piece! I've already taken it out multiple times and I get compliments on it. It's beautiful, fits the couple things I need, and elevates my outfits."– Ashley F.
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Attractive Nuisance
Cropped Tee
Scales of Justice Phone Stands
