*This is not legal advice
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Fruit of the poisonous tree bikini
Scales of Justice Coin Necklace
Bewitching the Bench
Sink your teeth into style and let them know you’re a force to be reckoned with—day or night.
Bewitching the Bench
Sink your teeth into style and let them know you’re a force to be reckoned with—day or night.
Wraith of the witnesses
Because every trial has its ghosts, and some just won’t rest.
Wraith of the witnesses
Because every trial has its ghosts, and some just won’t rest.
Malpractice Mummy
Nothing says "legal horror" like a centuries-old malpractice suit coming back to haunt you!
Malpractice Mummy
Nothing says "legal horror" like a centuries-old malpractice suit coming back to haunt you!
Purr-Anormal Precedent
The only thing scarier than a ghostly cat is breaking precedent.
Purr-Anormal Precedent
The only thing scarier than a ghostly cat is breaking precedent.
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Welcome to This is Not Legal Advice—where law meets lifestyle with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Born out of the hilarity that only law school can inspire, our brand blends legal lingo with everyday fashion, making bold statements that are as clever as they are comfy. We’re not here to offer legal counsel, just the kind of advice that gets a laugh and a knowing nod from those in the know. Whether you’re a seasoned attorney, a bright-eyed law student, or just someone who loves a good legal pun, our collections are designed for the rule breakers, the deal makers, and everyone who’s ever wanted to bend the letter of the law (even if only in spirit).
This is more than merch; it’s a mindset. So, wear it like you mean it—and remember, this is not legal advice.
Blog posts
The Triad of Well-Being: Eating Healthy, Exercising, and Practicing Mindfulness
In today's hectic world, it's easy to lose sight of what truly matters for our well-being. We often get caught up in the daily grind, neglecting the basics that keep...
Why Network?
So, you've decided to take on the challenging world of law school. Congratulations! Now, besides memorizing countless case studies and learning how to argue like a pro, there's another crucial...
Not Very Demure Jewelry
Designed for those who reject the notion of being “demure” and embrace their power.
Attorney Whiskey Decanter Set - 850ml with 2 Glasses
Conspiring Minds
Adidas Fleece Hoodie
"I love this piece! I've already taken it out multiple times and I get compliments on it. It's beautiful, fits the couple things I need, and elevates my outfits."– Ashley F.
My attractive nuisance t-shirt is my absolute favorite piece of clothing right now. It's so comfortable and so cute! Can't wait to order more!– Sarah S.
So Pretty! It's so comfortable too. I love it!– Addison M
Attractive Nuisance
Cropped Tee
Scales of Justice Phone Stands
