*This is not legal advice
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Lady Justice Evening Bag
Casebook Stickers
Your Honor
respectfully, you don't even know
Addlestone earrings
Law School Survival Guide
Sold out
Addlestone clutch
Hand Beaded Bags Featuring a Beautiful Scales of Justice Motif
20% off
15% off
Up to
50% off
Litigation Athletics Sweatshirt
Other sports have medals. We have verdicts.
Summer Swimwear
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Welcome to This is Not Legal Advice—where law meets lifestyle with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Born out of the hilarity that only law school can inspire, our brand blends legal lingo with everyday fashion, making bold statements that are as clever as they are comfy. We’re not here to offer legal counsel, just the kind of advice that gets a laugh and a knowing nod from those in the know. Whether you’re a seasoned attorney, a bright-eyed law student, or just someone who loves a good legal pun, our collections are designed for the rule breakers, the deal makers, and everyone who’s ever wanted to bend the letter of the law (even if only in spirit).
This is more than merch; it’s a mindset. So, wear it like you mean it—and remember, this is not legal advice.
Blog posts
You can take a break because unfortunately you're a human
If you’ve been trying to brief the same case for an hour and it still reads like gibberish—take that as a sign. You probably don’t need another shot of espresso....
Flow Charts vs Attack Outlines
There are countless ways to attempt to study for finals, but not all are equally effective for every student. Traditional attack outlines are a staple—they neatly organize complex rules, cases,...
"I love this piece! I've already taken it out multiple times and I get compliments on it. It's beautiful, fits the couple things I need, and elevates my outfits."– Ashley F.
Stunning!I can't wait to take this to my next night out event!– Customer
The perfect pens to channel my inner Elle! (and take case notes… yikes)– Sophia M