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Lady Justice Evening Bag

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I Object Cat Tee

$28.00

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Legal Latin Tie - Red Silk

Legal Latin Tie - Red Silk

$70.00

Suit Sweatshirt Unisex Champion hoodie

Suit Sweatshirt Unisex Champion hoodie

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$49.00

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$28.00

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the secret ingredient is crime sweatshirt

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Attractive Nuisance Tie Dye Tee

Attractive Nuisance Tie Dye Tee

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$324.00

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Attractive Nuisance Two Piece Necklace

Attractive Nuisance Two Piece Necklace

$42.00

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Ruffle Dress

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Angled Leather Laptop Sleeve - Preorder expected to Ship the end of October

Angled Leather Laptop Sleeve - Preorder expected to Ship the end of October

$99.00

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Not Your Lawyer Supima Cotton Tee

$48.00

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Lady Justice Evening Bag

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It’s Giving Elle Woods 3-Piece Pen Set

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The Addlestone Clutch

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$74.00

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Lady Justice Evening Bag

Lady Justice Evening Bag

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$158.00

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Scales of Justice Front Toggle Necklace
Gold necklace with a scales of justice pendant held by a hand

Scales of Justice Front Toggle Necklace

5.0 (1)

$46.00

Legal Baddie Pen Set

Legal Baddie Pen Set

$14.00

Sexy Lawyer Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Sexy Lawyer Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

$35.00

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Candle with a label reading 'Smells like an Attorney' on a beige background

Smells Like an Attorney Candle

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The Addlestone Clutch
The Addlestone Clutch
I loved this bag so much I ordered it in pink. It is well made. Beautiful beading. The metal chain has a good weight. The size is perfect for your phone and other evening essentials. It's truly unique. I got tons of compliments on it at a Mayor's Ball. Taking the pink to the Inns of Court Gala of Distinction
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Lady Justice Evening Bag
Lady Justice Evening Bag
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Burnout is one of those words that gets thrown around in legal circles like “pivot,” “synergy,” or “resilience.” We use it so often that it begins to sound harmless. But...

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5 Reasons Why Shopping Small Makes a Big Impact

5 Reasons Why Shopping Small Makes a Big Impact

At This Is Not Legal Advice, we know that the decision to shop small isn’t just about where you buy your next tee, notebook, or candle—it’s about what kind of...

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