*This is not legal advice
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
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The Rule of Mom
Because no one argues with love quite like Mom.
Lady Justice Evening Bag
Casebook Stickers
Addlestone earrings
Law School Survival Guide
Addlestone clutch
Hand Beaded Bags Featuring a Beautiful Scales of Justice Motif
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Litigation Athletics Sweatshirt
Other sports have medals. We have verdicts.
The advice you didn’t ask for—and definitely can’t use in court
Welcome to This is Not Legal Advice—where law meets lifestyle with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Born out of the hilarity that only law school can inspire, our brand blends legal lingo with everyday fashion, making bold statements that are as clever as they are comfy. We’re not here to offer legal counsel, just the kind of advice that gets a laugh and a knowing nod from those in the know. Whether you’re a seasoned attorney, a bright-eyed law student, or just someone who loves a good legal pun, our collections are designed for the rule breakers, the deal makers, and everyone who’s ever wanted to bend the letter of the law (even if only in spirit).
This is more than merch; it’s a mindset. So, wear it like you mean it—and remember, this is not legal advice.
Blog posts
You can take a break because unfortunately you're a human
If you’ve been trying to brief the same case for an hour and it still reads like gibberish—take that as a sign. You probably don’t need another shot of espresso....
Flow Charts vs Attack Outlines
There are countless ways to attempt to study for finals, but not all are equally effective for every student. Traditional attack outlines are a staple—they neatly organize complex rules, cases,...
Spring Blazers
Power Moves Look Better in Pastel
Conspiring Minds
Adidas Fleece Hoodie
"I love this piece! I've already taken it out multiple times and I get compliments on it. It's beautiful, fits the couple things I need, and elevates my outfits."– Ashley F.
My attractive nuisance t-shirt is my absolute favorite piece of clothing right now. It's so comfortable and so cute! Can't wait to order more!– Sarah S.
So Pretty! It's so comfortable too. I love it!– Addison M
