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Imagine planting a shady seed and expecting squeaky clean apples. In law, if the evidence trail starts with something sketchy (we’re looking at you, illegal searches), everything it leads to is spoiled, too. Because even the best argument can’t save you from rotten roots. 🍎

Designer Jersey T-Shirt

Designer Jersey T-Shirt

  • Soft jersey fabric
  • Range of sizes
  • Featuring a unique design
  • Printed with eco-friendly ink
  • Handmade to order

Turn inside out before washing. 86°F wash. Do not wring. Low heat iron, Iron on the reverse of the printed side. Do not tumble dry.

  • Wash At 86°F
  • Do Not Wring
  • Low Heat
  • Do Not Tumble Dry

  XXS: XS: S: M: L: XL: 2XL: 3XL: 4XL: 5XL 6XL 7XL
Bust
XXS:
76 - 80 cm
30 - 31.5 "
XS:
80 - 84 cm
31.5 - 33 "
S:
84 - 88.5 cm
33 - 34.5 "
M:
88.5 - 93 cm
34.5 - 36.5 "
L:
93 - 99 cm
36.5 - 39 "
XL:
99 - 105 cm
39 - 41.3 "
2XL:
105 - 112 cm
41.3 - 44 "
3XL:
112 - 119 cm
44 - 46.9 "
4XL:
119 - 126 cm
46.9 - 49.6 "
5XL
126 - 133 cm
49.6 - 52.4 "
6XL
133 - 140 cm
52.4 - 55.1 "
7XL
140 - 147 cm
55.1 - 57.9 "
Waist (f)
XXS:
57 - 61 cm
22.5 - 22.5 "
XS:
61 - 65 cm
24 - 25.5 "
S:
65 - 69.5 cm
25.5 - 27.3 "
M:
69.5 - 74.5 cm
27.3 - 29.3 "
L:
74.5 - 80 cm
29.3 - 31.5 "
XL:
80 - 86 cm
31.5 - 33.8 "
2XL:
86 - 93 cm
33.8 - 36.6 "
3XL:
93 - 100 cm
36.6 - 39.4 "
4XL:
100 - 107 cm
39.4 - 42.1 "
5XL
107 - 114 cm
42.1 - 44.9 "
6XL
114 - 121 cm
44.9 - 47.6 "
7XL
121 - 128 cm
47.6 - 50.4 "

 

Fruit of the Poisonous Tree V-Neck

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Imagine planting a shady seed and expecting squeaky clean apples. In law, if the evidence trail starts with something sketchy (we’re looking at you, illegal searches), everything it leads to is spoiled, too. Because even the best argument can’t save you from rotten roots. 🍎

Designer Jersey T-Shirt

Designer Jersey T-Shirt

  • Soft jersey fabric
  • Range of sizes
  • Featuring a unique design
  • Printed with eco-friendly ink
  • Handmade to order

Turn inside out before washing. 86°F wash. Do not wring. Low heat iron, Iron on the reverse of the printed side. Do not tumble dry.

  • Wash At 86°F
  • Do Not Wring
  • Low Heat
  • Do Not Tumble Dry

  XXS: XS: S: M: L: XL: 2XL: 3XL: 4XL: 5XL 6XL 7XL
Bust
XXS:
76 - 80 cm
30 - 31.5 "
XS:
80 - 84 cm
31.5 - 33 "
S:
84 - 88.5 cm
33 - 34.5 "
M:
88.5 - 93 cm
34.5 - 36.5 "
L:
93 - 99 cm
36.5 - 39 "
XL:
99 - 105 cm
39 - 41.3 "
2XL:
105 - 112 cm
41.3 - 44 "
3XL:
112 - 119 cm
44 - 46.9 "
4XL:
119 - 126 cm
46.9 - 49.6 "
5XL
126 - 133 cm
49.6 - 52.4 "
6XL
133 - 140 cm
52.4 - 55.1 "
7XL
140 - 147 cm
55.1 - 57.9 "
Waist (f)
XXS:
57 - 61 cm
22.5 - 22.5 "
XS:
61 - 65 cm
24 - 25.5 "
S:
65 - 69.5 cm
25.5 - 27.3 "
M:
69.5 - 74.5 cm
27.3 - 29.3 "
L:
74.5 - 80 cm
29.3 - 31.5 "
XL:
80 - 86 cm
31.5 - 33.8 "
2XL:
86 - 93 cm
33.8 - 36.6 "
3XL:
93 - 100 cm
36.6 - 39.4 "
4XL:
100 - 107 cm
39.4 - 42.1 "
5XL
107 - 114 cm
42.1 - 44.9 "
6XL
114 - 121 cm
44.9 - 47.6 "
7XL
121 - 128 cm
47.6 - 50.4 "