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No Crying on the Bench Sweatshirt

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For the days when opposing counsel is dramatic and you refuse to be.

The “No Crying On the Bench” crewneck brings dry courtroom humor to your everyday rotation. Printed on a classic navy Gildan sweatshirt with clean collegiate-style lettering, it gives just enough “law school burnout with emotional restraint” energy without trying too hard.

Soft, comfortable, and easy to throw on for late-night outlining, coffee runs, internships, or pretending your cold call didn’t just humble you in front of 90 people.

Not appropriate for judicial misconduct hearings.
Probably appropriate for everything else.

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Machine wash cold with like colors

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