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Explore everything This Is Not Legal Advice has to offer—law-inspired apparel, jewelry, candles, stationery, and lifestyle goods made for lawyers, law students, and the legally curious.

From courtroom humor to luxury essentials, every item blends intellect, design, and a touch of irreverence. Whether you’re briefing cases or gifting your favorite attorney, you’ll find something here that passes every test of relevance and style.

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Stare Decisis Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice
Stare Decisis Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice

Stare Decisis Women's Boxy Tee

$35.00

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Alien Advocate Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice
Alien Advocate Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice

Alien Advocate Women's Boxy Tee

$30.00

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The Law Student Tarot Adidas Unisex Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt - *This is not legal advice
The Law Student Tarot Adidas Unisex Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt - *This is not legal advice
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Only hot bitches make partner Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice
Only hot bitches make partner Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice

Only hot bitches make partner Women's Boxy Tee

$35.00

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The Law Student Tote Bag - *This is not legal advice
The Law Student Tote Bag - *This is not legal advice

The Law Student Tote Bag

$24.00

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Racketeering Club Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice

Racketeering Club Women's Boxy Tee

$35.00

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Show me your Torts Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice
Show me your Torts Women's Boxy Tee - *This is not legal advice

Show me your Torts Women's Boxy Tee

$35.00

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Santa's Judging You Wrapping Paper - *This is not legal advice
Santa's Judging You Wrapping Paper - *This is not legal advice

Santa's Judging You Wrapping Paper

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Santa's Judging You Apron - *This is not legal advice
Santa's Judging You Apron - *This is not legal advice

Santa's Judging You Apron

$27.63

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the secret ingredient is crime sweatshirt - *This is not legal advice
the secret ingredient is crime sweatshirt - *This is not legal advice

the secret ingredient is crime sweatshirt

$36.00

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That's a Tort Tank Top - *This is not legal advice
That's a Tort Tank Top - *This is not legal advice

That's a Tort Tank Top

$28.00

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I Love Mass Torts Tee - *This is not legal advice

I Love Mass Torts Tee

$28.00

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Clawback Season - *This is not legal advice
Clawback Season - *This is not legal advice

Clawback Season

$28.00

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Stare Decisis Men's Hawaiian Shirt - *This is not legal advice
Stare Decisis Men's Hawaiian Shirt - *This is not legal advice

Stare Decisis Men's Hawaiian Shirt

$78.00

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"Disassociating in Good Faith" Unisex Garment - Dyed T-Shirt - *This is not legal advice
"Disassociating in Good Faith" Unisex Garment - Dyed T-Shirt - *This is not legal advice

"Disassociating in Good Faith" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

$28.00

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Hearsay and Other Nightmares Unisex Tee - *This is not legal advice
Hearsay and Other Nightmares Unisex Tee - *This is not legal advice

Hearsay and Other Nightmares Unisex Tee

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