All - The Whole Docket
Every brief, every bag, every slightly unhinged legally-themed item we make—filed in one place.
Here is every single piece from This Is Not Legal Advice in one glorious, overruled, and possibly inadmissible lineup. From sarcastic sweatshirts to sustainable accessories, courtroom-ready planners to clothes you definitely can’t wear in court, this is where it all lives.
Browse freely. Shop recklessly. And remember—none of it is actual legal advice (but some of it might help you survive law school).
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Just because you’re here, doesn’t make me your lawyer and doesn’t make this legal advice Scented Candles, 9oz
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First Rule of Property Unisex Lightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
from $40.68
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They set the bar so I passed the bar Blackwater Outdoor Bluetooth Speaker
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