All - The Whole Docket
Every brief, every bag, every slightly unhinged legally-themed item we make—filed in one place.
Here is every single piece from This Is Not Legal Advice in one glorious, overruled, and possibly inadmissible lineup. From sarcastic sweatshirts to sustainable accessories, courtroom-ready planners to clothes you definitely can’t wear in court, this is where it all lives.
Browse freely. Shop recklessly. And remember—none of it is actual legal advice (but some of it might help you survive law school).
Don't Tell the Character and Fitness People This Adidas Unisex Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
$60.00
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Only hot bitches become lawyers Women's Cinched Bottom Hoodie
$45.00
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Only hot bitches make partner Women's Cinched Bottom Hoodie
$45.00
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