All - The Whole Docket
Every brief, every bag, every slightly unhinged legally-themed item we make—filed in one place.
Here is every single piece from This Is Not Legal Advice in one glorious, overruled, and possibly inadmissible lineup. From sarcastic sweatshirts to sustainable accessories, courtroom-ready planners to clothes you definitely can’t wear in court, this is where it all lives.
Browse freely. Shop recklessly. And remember—none of it is actual legal advice (but some of it might help you survive law school).
Don't Tell the Character and Fitness People This Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
$45.00
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3 colors, 6 sizes
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- 7"
- 10"
- 13"
- 15"
- 17"
Becoming the Rich Lawyer my Parents wanted me to Marry Laptop Sleeve
from $20.00
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1 color, 5 sizes
- 7"
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- 13"
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- 17"
You can't spell laughter without manslaughter Laptop Sleeve
from $20.00
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1 color, 5 sizes
- 7"
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Don't Tell the Character and Fitness People This Laptop Sleeve
from $20.00
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1 color, 5 sizes
- 7"
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- 13"
- 15"
- 17"
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- NB (0-3M)
- 6M
- 12M
- 18M
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- XL
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- 3XL
- 22oz
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- 3XL
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- 9oz
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It's not a crime if you can pay the fine Unisex Hooded Zip Sweatshirt
$40.05
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2 colors, 6 sizes
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