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Tote-ally Innocent

Welcome to Tote-Ally Innocent —the full collection of legal-themed bags built to carry your day, your laptop, and your deeply annotated casebook. Whether you’re heading to court, class, or just making a run for caffeine, this is your one-stop shop for every kind of carry.

Inside the collection:
Totes for when you need to bring everything, including precedent
Crossbodies for hands-free hustle and last-minute arguments
Laptop bags that mean business—secure, structured, and brief-worthy
Clutches for bar night (or the actual Bar)
Backpacks for the law student load
– And more styles that balance function with objectionable charm

Professional. Practical. Slightly sarcastic.
Your motion to carry? Granted.

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Leather Satchel - *This is not legal advice
Leather Satchel - *This is not legal advice

Leather Satchel

$196.00

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I Stole This Eco Tote Bag - *This is not legal advice
I Stole This Eco Tote Bag - *This is not legal advice

I Stole This Eco Tote Bag

$25.00

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Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Beaded Shoulder Bag - *This is not legal advice
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Beaded Shoulder Bag - *This is not legal advice
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Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Beaded Shoulder Bag

Regular price $175.00 $140.00 20% off

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Embezzle Smart Minimalist Backpack - *This is not legal advice

Embezzle Smart Minimalist Backpack

$55.00

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Embezzle Smart Backpack - *This is not legal advice
Embezzle Smart Backpack - *This is not legal advice

Embezzle Smart Backpack

$55.00

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Embezzle Everything Strawberry Tote Bag - Fun Grocery Bag for Fruits Lovers - *This is not legal advice
Embezzle Everything Strawberry Tote Bag - Fun Grocery Bag for Fruits Lovers - *This is not legal advice
  • 13" × 13''
Don't Tell the Character and Fitness People This Laptop Sleeve - *This is not legal advice
Don't Tell the Character and Fitness People This Laptop Sleeve - *This is not legal advice

Don't Tell the Character and Fitness People This Laptop Sleeve

from $20.00

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1 color, 5 sizes
  • 7"
  • 10"
  • 13"
  • 15"
  • 17"
Commit Tax Fraud Laptop Sleeve - *This is not legal advice
Commit Tax Fraud Laptop Sleeve - *This is not legal advice

Commit Tax Fraud Laptop Sleeve

from $20.00

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1 color, 5 sizes
  • 7"
  • 10"
  • 13"
  • 15"
  • 17"
Attractive Nuisance Pencil Case - *This is not legal advice
Attractive Nuisance Pencil Case - *This is not legal advice

Attractive Nuisance Pencil Case

$23.27

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1 color, 1 size
  • One size
Becoming the Rich Lawyer my Parents wanted me to Marry Laptop Sleeve - *This is not legal advice
Becoming the Rich Lawyer my Parents wanted me to Marry Laptop Sleeve - *This is not legal advice

Becoming the Rich Lawyer my Parents wanted me to Marry Laptop Sleeve

from $20.00

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1 color, 5 sizes
  • 7"
  • 10"
  • 13"
  • 15"
  • 17"
Attractive Nuisance Cotton Canvas Tote Bag - *This is not legal advice
Attractive Nuisance Cotton Canvas Tote Bag - *This is not legal advice

Attractive Nuisance Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

from $16.43

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2 colors, 1 size
  • 15" x 16"