- Poly-elastane Lycra fabric
- Four-way stretch
- Soft mesh lining
- Strapless design
- Handmade to order
Turn inside out before washing. Iron on the reverse of the printed side. 86°F wash. Low tumble heat. Do not wring. Low heat iron. Steam safe.
Law Firm Pool Party Swimsuit
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Description
Making a splash at the firm retreat? Objection, your honor—this swimsuit is business appropriate (for the pool). The Law Firm Pool Party Swimsuit brings classic courtroom style to chlorine-soaked chaos, with a sleek design featuring a printed suit-and-tie illusion that says “billable hours, but make it beachwear.”
Please note, this item ships DDP from the UK. While you should not have to pay tariffs, please be aware that this item may take longer to deliver due to customs clearance.
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Printed with a tailored suit and tie design—because even at the pool, you're closing arguments
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Strapless for a clean, confident silhouette
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Smooth, stretchy fabric that holds up better than opposing counsel’s last motion
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Perfect for summer associate soirées, firm retreats, or just judging cannonballs from the sidelines
Warning: May cause unsolicited requests for legal advice.
| XS: | S: | M: | L: | XL: | 2XL: | 3XL: | 4XL: | |
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Bust
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XS:
72 - 80 cm
28 - 31 "
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S:
80 - 88 cm
31 - 35 "
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M:
88 - 96 cm
35 - 38 "
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L:
96 - 104 cm
38 - 41 "
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XL:
104 - 112 cm
41 - 44 "
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2XL:
112 - 124 cm
44 - 49 "
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3XL:
124 - 136 cm
49 - 54 "
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4XL:
136 - 148 cm
54 - 58 "
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Waist
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XS:
54 - 62 cm
21 - 24 "
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S:
62 - 70 cm
24 - 28 "
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M:
70 - 78 cm
28 - 31 "
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L:
78 - 86 cm
31 - 34 "
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XL:
86 - 94 cm
34 - 37 "
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2XL:
94 - 106 cm
37 - 42 "
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3XL:
106 - 118 cm
42 - 46 "
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4XL:
118 - 130 cm
46 - 51 "
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Hips
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XS:
79 - 87 cm
31 - 34 "
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S:
87 - 95 cm
34 - 37 "
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M:
95 - 103 cm
37 - 41 "
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L:
103 - 111 cm
41 - 44 "
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XL:
111 - 119 cm
44 - 47 "
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2XL:
119 - 131 cm
47 - 52 "
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3XL:
131 - 143 cm
52 - 56 "
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4XL:
143 - 155 cm
56 - 61 "
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