Taxable Gains Sleeveless Hoodie
Description
For the lifters who know their way around both a barbell and the Internal Revenue Code. The Taxable Gains Sleeveless Hoodie is your new favorite gym companion—because every rep counts, and so does every dollar.
🔥 Moisture-wicking performance fabric
🔥 Skull + flaming dumbbells graphic: Intimidating, but in a funny-tax-lawyer way
🔥 Sleeveless cut for max flex appeal
🔥 Lightweight hood for the full "I lift and I brief" aesthetic
🔥 Not deductible—but definitely unforgettable
Perfect for workout sessions, casual flexing, or intimidating your audit team.
Size Chart (Unisex Fit):
| Size | Chest (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
Fit tip: Runs true to size. Size up if you like a looser fit for max movement during those compound tax deductions.
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