Sexy Lawyer Beach Towel

Sun’s out, law degree out.

Whether you're poolside, beachside, or just dramatically storming out of a summer associate event, this towel is here to remind everyone you’re not just licensed—you’re lethal.

Made from ultra-absorbent sublimated polyester that actually holds up after a swim, this full-size beach towel is perfect for drying off or making a statement. Probably not appropriate for court, but excellent for a hot person (you) walk past your old firm.

Killing it not included, but heavily implied.

Details:
• 60" x 27"
• 100% polyester
• Machine washable
• Absorbent and soft, not stiff like your last boss