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Introducing the "That's a Tort" Skeleton Sweatpants

Elevate your winter wardrobe with a blend of comfort, style, and a touch of legal wit. The "That's a Tort" Skeleton Sweatpants are designed to make a statement while keeping you warm during the colder months. They feature a broken femur and a potential tort claim.

  • Premium Comfort: Crafted from super heavyweight 100% combed cotton terry, these sweatpants boast a hefty fabric weight of 420g/m². The soft and thick material ensures maximum coziness.
  • Stylish Design: Featuring a faded, washed effect and an oversized tapered fit, these pants exude a trendy, laid-back vibe. The skeleton graphic adds an edgy twist, perfectly complemented by the playful "That's a Tort" slogan.
  • Functional Details:
  • Elastic Waist and Cuffs: Flexibility and comfort without sacrificing style.
  • Frayed Drawstring & 3-Tiered Topstitched Waistband: Adds unique detailing and a secure fit.
  • Mock Fly-Front: Classic sweatpant aesthetics.
  • Slanted Side Pockets & Rear Patch Pockets: Practical storage for your essentials.
  • Quality Construction: Pre-shrunk and made with a 32-count plain weave, these sweatpants are built to last while maintaining their shape and feel.

Care Instructions:

  • Wash inside out using neutral detergents.
  • Avoid soaking, direct sunlight exposure, and bleach.
  • Iron, steam, or tumble dry on low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
  • Slight color bleeding may occur during the first wash; it's best to wash with similar colors.

Why Choose the "That's a Tort" Sweatpants?

These sweatpants are not just about comfort—they're a conversation starter. Perfect for law students, legal professionals, or anyone who appreciates a clever pun, they seamlessly blend fashion with a sense of humor.

Nail your winter look and make a statement with every step. The "That's a Tort" Skeleton Sweatpants are more than just apparel; they're a lifestyle.

That's A Tort Skeleton Pants

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Introducing the "That's a Tort" Skeleton Sweatpants

Elevate your winter wardrobe with a blend of comfort, style, and a touch of legal wit. The "That's a Tort" Skeleton Sweatpants are designed to make a statement while keeping you warm during the colder months. They feature a broken femur and a potential tort claim.

  • Premium Comfort: Crafted from super heavyweight 100% combed cotton terry, these sweatpants boast a hefty fabric weight of 420g/m². The soft and thick material ensures maximum coziness.
  • Stylish Design: Featuring a faded, washed effect and an oversized tapered fit, these pants exude a trendy, laid-back vibe. The skeleton graphic adds an edgy twist, perfectly complemented by the playful "That's a Tort" slogan.
  • Functional Details:
  • Elastic Waist and Cuffs: Flexibility and comfort without sacrificing style.
  • Frayed Drawstring & 3-Tiered Topstitched Waistband: Adds unique detailing and a secure fit.
  • Mock Fly-Front: Classic sweatpant aesthetics.
  • Slanted Side Pockets & Rear Patch Pockets: Practical storage for your essentials.
  • Quality Construction: Pre-shrunk and made with a 32-count plain weave, these sweatpants are built to last while maintaining their shape and feel.

Care Instructions:

  • Wash inside out using neutral detergents.
  • Avoid soaking, direct sunlight exposure, and bleach.
  • Iron, steam, or tumble dry on low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
  • Slight color bleeding may occur during the first wash; it's best to wash with similar colors.

Why Choose the "That's a Tort" Sweatpants?

These sweatpants are not just about comfort—they're a conversation starter. Perfect for law students, legal professionals, or anyone who appreciates a clever pun, they seamlessly blend fashion with a sense of humor.

Nail your winter look and make a statement with every step. The "That's a Tort" Skeleton Sweatpants are more than just apparel; they're a lifestyle.