As a Matter of Law, The House is Haunted Tee

Why You’ll Love It

• 100% cotton comfort that won’t vanish overnight

• Breathable and lightweight for year-round haunting

• Classic fit that pairs easily with jeans, robes, or ghost-hunting gear

• Reinforced stitching to withstand courtroom drama and creaky floorboards

• Eco-friendly dyes, because even spirits care about sustainability

Details

• 4.45 oz., 100% U.S. cotton

• Tearaway tag for irritation-free wear

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

• Smooth surface, ideal for bold prints

• Made to order—crafted just for you (not mass-produced in the underworld)

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