Whether you're poolside, beachside, or just dramatically storming out of a summer associate event, this towel is here to remind everyone you’re not just licensed—you’re lethal.
Made from ultra-absorbent sublimated polyester that actually holds up after a swim, this full-size beach towel is perfect for drying off or making a statement. Probably not appropriate for court, but excellent for a hot person (you) walk past your old firm.
Killing it not included, but heavily implied.
Details: • 60" x 27" • 100% polyester • Machine washable • Absorbent and soft, not stiff like your last boss
