Introducing our "Why Are You Asking Me That?" Oversized Tee—because nothing says "I know my rights" like wearing your legal wit on your sleeve. Crafted from 100% combed cotton using eco-friendly reactive dyeing, this tee offers a relaxed fit that exudes comfort and style, perfect for those who appreciate both sartorial and constitutional elegance.
The front design features a bold and sarcastic message, perfect for lawyers and legal enthusiasts who like to keep things interesting. The phrase "Why Are You Asking Me That?" combined with "And Am I Free to Go?" captures the essence of knowing your rights in any situation, all while maintaining a sharp sense of humor. Below, a witty reminder about calling your lawyer adds an extra layer of legal flair, making this tee not just a fashion statement but also a subtle nod to the complexities of legal encounters.
This tee isn’t just about making a statement—its premium construction includes a washed effect and a vertical tonal gradient, giving it a one-of-a-kind look that’s as unique as your legal acumen. The distressed cuffs, collar, and hem add a touch of edgy charm, while the pre-shrunk, 260g/m² fabric ensures durability and a perfect fit every time.
Key Features:
- Distressed hem and crew neck for a laid-back, vintage vibe.
- Drop shoulders and loose fit for maximum comfort.
- Washed effect with a vertical tonal gradient for that one-of-a-kind aesthetic.
- 100% combed cotton, reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
- Side-seamed construction and double-stitched ribbed collar for added durability.
Care Instructions:
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Expect slight color bleeding during the first wash, so wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight to maintain that perfect vintage look. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉) to keep your tee looking sharp.
Whether you’re running late and getting pulled over or just navigating everyday life with a lawyer’s sense of humor, this tee is your go-to for making a statement. Just remember—while it’s perfect for those casual encounters where a bit of legal wit can lighten the mood, it might not be the best choice for court appearances. Save it for those moments when you want to remind everyone you’re always thinking a few steps ahead.
Introducing our "Why Are You Asking Me That?" Oversized Tee—because nothing says "I know my rights" like wearing your legal wit on your sleeve. Crafted from 100% combed cotton using eco-friendly reactive dyeing, this tee offers a relaxed fit that exudes comfort and style, perfect for those who appreciate both sartorial and constitutional elegance.
The front design features a bold and sarcastic message, perfect for lawyers and legal enthusiasts who like to keep things interesting. The phrase "Why Are You Asking Me That?" combined with "And Am I Free to Go?" captures the essence of knowing your rights in any situation, all while maintaining a sharp sense of humor. Below, a witty reminder about calling your lawyer adds an extra layer of legal flair, making this tee not just a fashion statement but also a subtle nod to the complexities of legal encounters.
This tee isn’t just about making a statement—its premium construction includes a washed effect and a vertical tonal gradient, giving it a one-of-a-kind look that’s as unique as your legal acumen. The distressed cuffs, collar, and hem add a touch of edgy charm, while the pre-shrunk, 260g/m² fabric ensures durability and a perfect fit every time.
Key Features:
- Distressed hem and crew neck for a laid-back, vintage vibe.
- Drop shoulders and loose fit for maximum comfort.
- Washed effect with a vertical tonal gradient for that one-of-a-kind aesthetic.
- 100% combed cotton, reactive-dyed for long-lasting color.
- Side-seamed construction and double-stitched ribbed collar for added durability.
Care Instructions:
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Expect slight color bleeding during the first wash, so wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight to maintain that perfect vintage look. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉) to keep your tee looking sharp.
Whether you’re running late and getting pulled over or just navigating everyday life with a lawyer’s sense of humor, this tee is your go-to for making a statement. Just remember—while it’s perfect for those casual encounters where a bit of legal wit can lighten the mood, it might not be the best choice for court appearances. Save it for those moments when you want to remind everyone you’re always thinking a few steps ahead.