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Explore everything This Is Not Legal Advice has to offer—law-inspired apparel, jewelry, candles, stationery, and lifestyle goods made for lawyers, law students, and the legally curious.

From courtroom humor to luxury essentials, every item blends intellect, design, and a touch of irreverence. Whether you’re briefing cases or gifting your favorite attorney, you’ll find something here that passes every test of relevance and style.

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LIFO the Party Flask - *This is not legal advice

LIFO the Party Flask

$22.00

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Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Tank Top - *This is not legal advice
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Tank Top - *This is not legal advice

Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Tank Top

from $27.00

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5 sizes
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  • Small
  • Medium
  • Large
  • X-Large
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Backpack - *This is not legal advice
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Backpack - *This is not legal advice

Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Backpack

$80.00

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2 colors
Fruit of the poisonous tree tote - *This is not legal advice
Fruit of the poisonous tree tote - *This is not legal advice

Fruit of the poisonous tree tote

$78.00

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2 colors
Sexy Lawyer Beach Towel - *This is not legal advice

Sexy Lawyer Beach Towel

$24.00

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Future Attorney Baby One Piece - *This is not legal advice
Future Attorney Baby One Piece - *This is not legal advice

Future Attorney Baby One Piece

$17.00

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4 sizes
  • 3-6 months
  • 6-12 months
  • 12-18 months
  • 18-24 months
This is not legal advice Glass - *This is not legal advice
This is not legal advice Glass - *This is not legal advice

This is not legal advice Glass

$16.00

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I Support the Rule of Law Glitter Tumbler - *This is not legal advice
I Support the Rule of Law Glitter Tumbler - *This is not legal advice

I Support the Rule of Law Glitter Tumbler

$24.00

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2 colors
I Support the Rule of Law Neon Tumbler - *This is not legal advice
I Support the Rule of Law Neon Tumbler - *This is not legal advice

I Support the Rule of Law Neon Tumbler

$24.00

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4 colors
Sue Glow in the Dark Tee - *This is not legal advice
Sue Glow in the Dark Tee - *This is not legal advice

Sue Glow in the Dark Tee

$28.00

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4 sizes
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Smells Like You're Passing the Bar - *This is not legal advice
Smells Like You're Passing the Bar - *This is not legal advice
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Smells Like You're Passing the Bar

$26.00

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Smells Like a Cup of You Passing the Bar Mushroom Coffee - *This is not legal advice
Smells Like a Cup of You Passing the Bar Mushroom Coffee - *This is not legal advice
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Ambulance Chaser Big and Tall - *This is not legal advice
Ambulance Chaser Big and Tall - *This is not legal advice

Ambulance Chaser Big and Tall

$28.00

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3 colors, 4 sizes
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  • XLT
  • 2XT
  • 3XT
Not your lawyer Big and Tall Tee - *This is not legal advice
Not your lawyer Big and Tall Tee - *This is not legal advice

Not your lawyer Big and Tall Tee

$28.00

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1 color, 4 sizes
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  • XLT
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  • 3XT
This is Not Legal Advice Logo Sweater - *This is not legal advice
This is Not Legal Advice Logo Sweater - *This is not legal advice

This is Not Legal Advice Logo Sweater

$45.98

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5 colors, 10 sizes
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  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
  • 5XL
  • 6XL
Courtroom Botanica recycled string bikini - *This is not legal advice

Courtroom Botanica recycled string bikini

$40.00

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11 sizes
  • 2XS
  • XS
  • S
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  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
  • 5XL
  • 6XL