All - The Whole Docket
Every brief, every bag, every slightly unhinged legally-themed item we make—filed in one place.
Here is every single piece from This Is Not Legal Advice in one glorious, overruled, and possibly inadmissible lineup. From sarcastic sweatshirts to sustainable accessories, courtroom-ready planners to clothes you definitely can’t wear in court, this is where it all lives.
Browse freely. Shop recklessly. And remember—none of it is actual legal advice (but some of it might help you survive law school).
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It's not a crime if you can pay the fine Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt
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Smells Like Passing the Bar Trapper Peak Decaf Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)
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Smells Like Passing the bar Bitterroot Coffee Blend (Dark French Roast)
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Smells Like Passing the Bar Flathead Valley Coffee Blend (Medium-Dark Roast)
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Smells Like Passing the Bar Colombia Single Origin Coffee (Light-Medium Roast)
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