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All - The Whole Docket

Every brief, every bag, every slightly unhinged legally-themed item we make—filed in one place.

Here is every single piece from This Is Not Legal Advice in one glorious, overruled, and possibly inadmissible lineup. From sarcastic sweatshirts to sustainable accessories, courtroom-ready planners to clothes you definitely can’t wear in court, this is where it all lives.

Browse freely. Shop recklessly. And remember—none of it is actual legal advice (but some of it might help you survive law school).

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Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Crossbody bag
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Crossbody bag

$45.00

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Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Backpack

Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Backpack

$570.49

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The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Dad hat

The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree Dad hat

$28.00

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LIFO the Party Rocks glass

LIFO the Party Rocks glass

$25.00

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LIFO the Party Stemless wine glass

LIFO the Party Stemless wine glass

$25.00

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LIFO the Party Wine tumbler

LIFO the Party Wine tumbler

$28.00

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Not Very Demure Necklace
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Not Very Demure Necklace

Regular price from $50.00 Up to 14% off

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Not Very Demure Medusa Signet Ring

Not Very Demure Medusa Signet Ring

from $80.00

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Justice in Bloom Crossbody bag

Justice in Bloom Crossbody bag

$45.00

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Motel Key Fob - My Cousin Vinny

Motel Key Fob - My Cousin Vinny

$10.00

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Scales of Justice Wallet
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Scales of Justice Wallet

Regular price $139.95 $35.96 74% off

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Themis Huggies

Themis Huggies

$90.00

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Book Cover Variant Thumbnail

Tortured Law Students Society

$22.00

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LIFO the Party Rocks glass

LIFO the Party Rocks glass

$18.00

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Attractive Nuisance Vintage Cotton Twill Cap - *This is not legal advice
Attractive Nuisance Vintage Cotton Twill Cap - *This is not legal advice