For the lawyers who can’t go five minutes at a party without someone asking about their landlord, their divorce, or whether that one speeding ticket is “really enforceable.” This collection is for you.
Featuring bold reminders like “I’m Not Your Lawyer” and our signature “This Is Not Legal Advice” logo, these pieces make it clear: your time, your brain, and your JD are not up for grabs—unless there’s a retainer involved. From tees to totes, each item in this collection is designed to protect your peace (and your bar license) with just the right mix of snark and professionalism. Perfect for lawyers, law students, or anyone tired of giving free consultations at brunch.
